West Virginia – Appalachia in general – is full of a rich and unique culture. Though some of our traditions are different from the rest of the United States, we aren’t the backwards rednecks we have been portrayed to be.
Yes, we have regional dialects and accents. Doesn’t every state? Put one person from every state all in one room, and after speaking for just a few minutes, you can probably discern where each person is from. So please stop mocking our accents. We don’t mock yours.
The one common trait amongst all Americans is that we very rarely speak in grammatically correct sentences. It’s not a trait limited just to Appalachia. Everyone does it. Ever heard of slang?

Now, I will present the reason for my rant. The Elvis Duran Show, which airs nationally, made a social faux pas the other day, and it still has my blood boiling. One of the cast members was complaining that her co-workers had taken pictures of her dirty bare feet and posted them on the internet. Without missing a beat she exclaimed, “I might as well live in West Virginia where they don’t wear shoes.” (This is not the exact wording, but close enough for our purposes.)
It is those types of misconceptions and stereotypes that make me blow my top. We are not heathens here in West Virginia or anywhere in Appalachia! Poking fun at us was funny for a few decades, but two-hundred-some years later, the jokes have grown old and tired. Grow up!
What makes it worse are outsiders coming in looking to verify those stereotypes. Journalists and newscasters from out of state will come into a town and find the one person with no teeth, can’t speak, has no hair on their head, and a beard so long it touches the ground. This is not an accurate depiction! So many documentaries have tried to portray all of Appalachia as living in poverty and squalor. Yes, we have poverty, but so does every other state in the Union! You cannot show a minority and let them represent the whole region or state.


-J
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